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  • Performances on the ACM Awards!

    Posted by Jess Kelley

     

    Ronnie Dunn, Dierks Bentley (Artist of the Month), Alabama, Sara Evans, Martina McBride, Reba McEntrie, Blake Shelton, Carrie Underwood and Zac Brown are all performing.

    Don't forget to watch!!

    Sunday, April 3, 2011 at 8 p.m. live ET/delayed PT on CBS 

    Can't wait to see Blake and Reba host too!

    ~Jess

  • John Rich DEFENDS US! ;)

    Posted by Jess Kelley

    Who does Richard Hatsh think he is???

    Did you watch Celebrity Apprentice last night? Richard Hatsh called country music fans...uneducated and backwards...

    Thank you John Rich for defending us!! We are the most loyal listeners of any genre! We love country music cause it music that comes from the heart, it tells a story and it's amazing!!!

    Listen to the audio of the show..

     

     

    I'd like to tell Richard what I think of him..... :)

    ~Jess Kelley

    Celebrity Apprentice John Rich and Richard Hatsh fight...

  • Trace Adkins New Movie

    Posted by Jess Kelley

    I want to see this movie...especially cause Matthew McConaughey is in it!! LOVE HIM

    Here is a video of Trace Adkins 'puppets' watching the movie..haha

     

    Now for the real trailer!

  • Video: This is why I love dogs!

    Posted by Jess Kelley

    How cute is this video yet..sad.

    This dog wouldn't leave his friends hurt friends side :(

    The good news!! According to CNN both dogs survived and are doing fine! :)

    yayyyy

    ~Jess

  • Happy St. Patty's Day...haha

    Posted by Jess Kelley

    This will get you to laugh.

    In Moblie Alabama...a 'leprechaun' is spotted in a tree. Well the best part of this video is the 'amature' sketch of the leprechaun. hahaha

    I remember watching this video a while ago...

    Happy st. patricks day!!!!

    ~Jess

  • LIKE or DISLIKE

    Posted by Jess Kelley

    Like or Dislike?

    Let me know what you think...

    Here is Martina's new song called "Teenage Daugthers"

    I got about 50% likes and 50% dislikes when I played on air. So we need your help!

     

    So...

    LIKE OR DISLIKE?

  • WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED...

    Posted by Jess Kelley

    This is probably one of the best forwards that I haven't gotten in a long time. Some of these things are soooo true, but of course its not the case for everyone. It's just funny. So enjoy and send it to all of your friends. They will get a kick out of it!

    Why Men Are Never Depressed....

    Your last name stays put.

    The garage is all yours.

    Wedding plans take care of themselves.

    Chocolate is just another snack.

    You can never be pregnant.

    You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

    You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

    Car mechanics tell you the truth.

    The world is your urinal.

    You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

    You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

    Same work, more pay.

    Wrinkles add character.

    Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.

    People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

    New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.  

    One mood all the  time.  

    Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

    A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

    You can open all your own  jars.

    You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

    If someone forgets to invite you,

    He or she can still be your friend.  

    Your underwear is  $8.95 for a three-pack.

    Three pairs of shoes are more than enough..

    You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

    The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

    You only have to shave your face and neck.  

    You can play with toys all your life.

    One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.

    You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

    You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.

    You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.  

    You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives
    On December 24 in 25 minutes.

    SO...true! haha

     

    Now read these funny scenarios.... 


    NICKNAMES
    ·          If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
    ·          If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Bubba and Wildman .
     
    EATING OUT
    ·          When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50.  None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
    ·          When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
     
    MONEY
    ·          A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
    ·          A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.
     
    BATHROOMS
    ·          A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.
    ·          The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337.  A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.
     
    ARGUMENTS
    ·          A woman has the last word in any argument.
    ·          Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
     
    FUTURE
    ·          A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
    ·          A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
     
    SUCCESS

    ·          A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
    ·          A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
     
    MARRIAGE
    ·          A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
    ·          A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
     
    DRESSING UP
    ·          A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
    ·          A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
     
    NATURAL
    ·          Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
    ·          Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
     
    OFFSPRING
    ·          Ah, children.  A woman knows all about her children.  She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
    ·          A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house. 
      

     

    Cute email...but don't worry this isn't the case for every man and every woman!

    But some are very true to me!!!

    ~Jess Kelley

    Forward to all your friends! They will get a kick out of this!
     

  • Unfortunately This is Real

    Posted by Jess Kelley

    Celebrity H20 Yes...this is real.

    It's for a good cause, but I can't believe that this is just there tap water.

    Watch this video..it says it all!

    Rihanna, Taylor Swift, Robin Williams and Selena Gomez are just a few!

  • DJ Pauly D and Keenan Cahill

    Posted by Jess Kelley

    I know this isn't Country music but its Keenan Cahill! I love him. :0)

    Pauly D is going to be working at the PALMS in Las Vegas after next season of Jersey Shore Italy! 

    Here's there video promoting it

     

  • Josh Turner's Baby Boy

    Posted by Jess Kelley

    Courtesy of Country Weekly

     

    Aww look at this cutie!

    Here is a first look of his son...

     

  • Ladies: How to say away from your EX

    Posted by Jess Kelley
    LADIES: WAYS TO AVOID GETTING BACK WITH YOUR EX

    1. Bring a date to the event where you know you'll see him. Nothing blocks a guy better than another guy.

    2. Remind yourself why he's your ex. Women like to remember only the good things AND NOT THE BAD.

    3. Make a pledge and tell your friends, that you won't.

    4. Tell yourself you're too good to be looking backwards. A hook-up with an ex is a move in the wrong direction. You're all about progress, positive changes, and new beginnings.

    5. Don't drink so much. Give yourself a two-drink limit.

    6. Wear granny panties.

    7. Practice saying "no." If you're equipped with the proper ammunition, it's easier to pull the trigger. Maybe you've never told him "no" before, and you think you don't know how.

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