So this is probably the biggest sports story of the day today. Greinke hits Quentin, Quentin charges mound, Greinke runs into him like he was about to enter the Gauntlet on American Gladiators, benches clear yada yada yada. The only problem is that for Dodger fans, that yada yada yada (but you yada yada-ed over the best part....I mentioned the bisque) is that Greinke shattered his left collarbone and is out indefinetly. Now everybody that wears Dodger blue is breathing fire on a bunch San Diegins....San Dieogoins.....San Diegons this morning. The best part is these two teams play again next week. Like how much is Carlos Quentin praying he is suspended for that series. Actually the best punishment might be just to force him to play every game of the that series. Set the over/under on the amount of times he take a 98 mph fastball to the ribs at 11 and call it a day.
PS: I'd take Zack Greinke with a broken collarbone over 9 of our current 100% healthy pitchers.
Double PS: My favorite part of these 'benches clearing' baseball brawls are the bullpens. Like who is in charge of them deciding to make the run from the bullpen? Is there a pre-determined bullpen William Wallace who determines if the fight is worth the time for them to run a 5K in from the pen and get involved? I remember one time I was at Miller Park and a fracas broke out and it took like a full minute before the bulllpen decided to get up, open the door and jog down there. Then by the the time they made it to the mound it was over and they had to walk all the way back. Hilarious.