Look out folks! Shakoozie coming in hot! Had a buddy of mine fire me an email with this picture. Stunned doesn't even begin to describe how stunned I was. I immediately had one of those 'how didn't I think of that' moments. To quote Homer Simpson, so simple, it works on so many levels! Just taking the simple idea of the koozie and the suction cup from a loofah* and combining it into a technological powerhouse. Not since the poop hatch in the forever lazy has science impressed me this much. And this was 1,000% invented by a kid in college. Nobody and I mean nobody is more creative than a college kid who wants to get drunk more efficiently. I swear if I spent 60% of the energy I spent on trying to get drunk in college on things that mattered I probably wouldn't be a degenerate blogger who embarrasses his family on a daily basis.
Now the only problem with this is that it's too late for me to use this effectively. In all honesty it's been a while since I've felt the need to have a shower beer. At this point, the combination of the warm water and alcohol at this stage in my life would end in hypothermia so fast it would make your head spin. May as well just toss me a live grenade. But for the youngsters out there this will reinvent the shower-beer game. I can remember taking many a Classic Light** into the dorm showers in Stevens Point but I always had to set it on the ground. Before you knew it there was shower water and soap in there. Just a mess from top to bottom. But no longer! Shakoozie is here to help. Shakoozie so hot right now. Shakoozie.
*Blah blah blah man card blah blah loofah blah blah. Look if you're not using a loofah as an adult you're an idiot. Grow up Peter Pan.
**Only the true degenerates will know what this beer tastes like off the top of their head. Cheapest beer on the market when I was in school, $6.99 for a THIRTY PACK. Classic Light: The Welfare of Beer.