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Via showbizspy.com

KE$HA loves fat men.

The Blah Blah Blah singer — who is currently single — admits she has a less-than-traditional taste in men and can’t stand the thought of dating someone too well-groomed.

“My ideal man would be funny and fat with a beard. I love fat men. I like real men,” she said. “I don’t like really feminine men who tan. I don’t understand that. I like a funny man, though.

“Russell Brand’s not quite my type, but if he had a fat, bearded friend, that would be perfect.”

The outspoken 23-year-old star also admitted her biggest turn off would be to date someone who spends longer in the bathroom than she does.

“I could not bear to go out with a guy who takes longer than me to get ready. I don’t want someone who’s going to steal my moisturizer,” she said.

Though she has a lengthy list of specifications for a partner, the star insists she isn’t ready to settle down just yet.

“I’m far from lonely. Far, far from it. But I don’t want to settle down yet,” she said. “Gross!”

Germany is playing great soccer.  To bad that this will get more attention than thier great soccer play.

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Everyone seems to be talking about this today.  I told you 2 months ago.  I did.  On this very blog I told you it would happen.  Just go back to Thursday April 29, 2010.  See for yourself. 

I even posted audio of him calling it quits.

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Here is a countrified version of one of the biggest pop songs of 2010.  Do you Like it?

This Grandpa can dance!  I'm 31 and can't move like that without hurting myslef.  I bet I would break a hip before he does.

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This story makes me wanna visit Ireland even more now!

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HERALD IE – A REVELLER at a fancy dress party in one of Dublin’s best known gay bars attacked her ex-girlfriend in a row over a novelty wrestler’s suit. Sandra Talbot (32) assaulted her ex-partner with a bottle she had hidden under her costume in a fit of rage at the George pub, after more than a year of acrimony following their break-up. A court heard she lashed out at victim Adrienne Martin in a row that started over a novelty sumo wrestler’s suit that Talbot was wearing. The row developed as the victim tried to wave at a man dressed as a Snickers bar, the court heard. Ms Martin told Dublin District Court how she was left with a large lump on her temple and still suffered from panic attacks because of the incident. She had been in an on-off relationship with Talbot for three years which had ended in March 2007. During the evening Talbot, who was wearing an inflatable sumo suit, bumped into her. When she turned around, the accused said to her: “Keep smiling, cunt.” Later, a man dressed as a Snickers bar began waving at her and when she went to wave back, Talbot pushed her arm from behind. When she asked what the problem was, Talbot said: “Your arm’s in my way.” When she again asked what her problem was, Talbot “flipped” and started screaming abuse at her. She said that Ms Martin told her: “Watch where you are going with that thing” and she replied: “Shut up and grow up.” The accused, who has worked as a sports instructor for disadvantaged youths and is now training to be a tattoo artist, claimed Ms Martin had been telling lies about her on social networking websites.

Ummm....$95 dollars?  Do woman really think this look is good?  It's good look if you want to look like trash!

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J-Love is gonna make me break a self imposed rule.  I swore to myself years ago to never watch the Lifetime channel.  I said,

 "Self!  Never turn that channel on.  No matter what"!

Well I guess I never thought Jennifer Love Hewitt would play a HOTT mom who turns into a prostitution.  Well played Lifetime.  Well played.  Men all across this great country salute you!

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REALLY?!?!?!  You are apologizing to BP.  Are you CRAZY?!?!

This video shows Rep. Joe Barton, from Texas, ripping into the White House saying that the agreement between goverenment and BP that establishes $20 billion for Gulf Coast Support is a "shakedown". 

REALLY?!?!?!

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Dear Miley Cyrus,

Seriously?!?!  Go home put some clothes on and while you're there, look under the bed for your dignity.  Smart money says you'll be in rehab within 3 years with a sex tape circulating the web.

All this Rock and Roll and hip girations are the Devil's work.

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I've spent the last 2+ hours going over game tape from all sorts of angles and the final conclusion is that the ref was right.  Offsides. 

It was super close but this picture below shows that Bradley is ahead of the defender well before Donovan kicks the ball.  It was close but the ref made the right call.

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Why do these hollywood types do this kind of thing?!  Seriously!  Megan Fox was an attractive woman at one point but then she got movie roles.  Movie = Money.  Money = Plastic Surgery.

I say bad move with the alterations.

Thoughts?  2007 vs 2010.  Which Megan Fox is better?  2010 Megan Fox Creeps me out!

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