Teacher: Class, you have 30 minutes to write a composition on the subject of Baseball.
Jonah: Heres my paper teacher.
Teacher: Jonah, you spent only one minute writing your essay! Lets hear what you wrote.
Jonah: Game called on account of rain.
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