('GET SOME'... WITH THE FISHES)... THE ULTIMATE NEWLYWEDS SUITE, UNDER WATER
The Conrad Maldives Rangali Islands resort, off the coast of India, is offering a once-in-a-lifetime experience - for the lucky couples who can afford it: an underwater suite.
The 'Ithaa' suite is being offered as a honeymoon suite to mark the hotel's fifth anniversary.
And it comes with a night below the surface of the Indian Ocean (followed by a complimentary champagne breakfast the following morning.)
Of course the aquatic entertainment - provided by the likes of blue-striped snapper, sting rays, parrot fish and moray eels - is also (quite literally) on the house.
The hotel is keeping a 'price on application' policy - the Ithaa wedding experience is not listed on the Conrad hotels website, and potential guests are advised to personally request the room at least 14 days in advance.
(How much? No price was given. But a King Deluxe Water Villa is $1,500 a night... and it's above water.)