~~ Yvonne Strahovski and Tim Loden:
The babe from NBC’s “Chuck", and Tim Loden, a supposed “actor”.
~~ Paulina Porizkova and Ric Ocasek:
The Cars’ lead singer and the Czech supermodel.
~~ Aaron Johnson and Sam Taylor-Wood:
Aaron Johnson is the 19-year-old star of Kick-Ass. She's the 42-year-old director of his previous movie whom he impregnated and then got engaged to.
~~ Christina Aguilera and Jordan Brafman:
When these met, Christina Aguilera was one of the hottest and most talented musical acts in the business, as well as the sex symbol most unafraid to change her image since Madonna. Bratman was a “music marketer,” whatever that is.
~~ Clive Owen and Sarah-Jane Fenton: Owen met Fenton when they played the leads in Shakespeare’s The Two Gentlemen of Verona Romeo and Juliet. They got married in 1995 and have two daughters.
~~ Salman Rushdie and ANYONE:
Salman Rushdie is a wildly overrated writer who dates and/or marries women who are so far out of his league... Padma Lakshmi divorced him and got pregnant with someone else, Olivia Wilde married an Italian prince.
~~ Adriana Lima and Marko Jaric:
Adriana Lima is a Victoria’s Secret Angel and one of the most famous supermodels in the world. Marko Jaric is an NBA player.
~~ Christina Hendricks and Geoffrey Arend:
Yes, the weird-looking friend from (500) Days of Summer is married to the curviest reason to watch “Mad Men.”
~~ Marisa Miller And Griffin Guess:
She's the hottest woman in the world; HIM? Not-so-much.