I would LOVE to work this hotline, I wonder if the last one was from a Yooper, no doubt someone from my family

~Charli

A Reuters editor talked to the call-fielders at Butterball and came back with these gems:

*Is it okay to thaw my turkey in the bathtub while bathing my kids?

*Can I brine my turkey in the washing machine?

*Can I use my oven's self-cleaning cycle to speed up the cooking process?

*If I cut my turkey with a chainsaw will the oil affect the taste?

*Can I take my frozen turkey into my sauna to thaw it faster?

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