Malik Turner is back! The Harlem man–whose name is pronounced Mo-lek–first drew
attention two years ago when he posted personal ads all over New York City and,
by personal ads, we mean abstract glimpses into one man’s particular madness.
The latest is above, with his demands laid out is his signature
not-really-linear fashion: she must be very promiscuous, love the color red,
into threesomes (only 2 ladies/1 guy, though), love to wear brown-shaded
thigh-highs, Canadian women allowed and Pornstars R Welcomed!

Here’s one
of his old gems, if you didn’t believe Malik’s been searching for a long time.
The heart wants it wants, guys.