Channing Tatum and Jamie Foxx were dressed in their finest tuxedoes for "Jimmy Kimmel Live: After the Academy Awards." After a little bit of chatter about their upcoming film, "White House Down," things got very interesting.
Foxx plays the President of the United States -- though he makes it clear he's not playing current president Barack Obama -- and Tatum plays the part of an aspiring Secret Service agent. When Kimmel asks if Tatum plays a "sexy Secret Service agent," Jamie points out that Tatum "can't get away from being sexy."
The co-stars then prove this fact by delivering a special performance. Foxx takes a seat behind Kimmel's grand piano as Tatum grabs a bottle of whiskey. Jamie breaks into song about meeting a girl at a bar and wanting to "Channing all over her Tatum." Wait, what? When Channing quickly objects, saying the song "sounds dirty" and reminds Jamie "we're on TV right now," Jamie insists it's really "almost spiritual." So Jimmy allows him to continue.
The next verse is clearly spiritual, right? Jamie sings, "If you're pickin' up a latte at the coffee shop, and the lady puts whip cream all over top, then you know she just Channing all over your Tatum. Next Jimmy tries a couple of verses, but gets kicked off the stage when he bring his mom into the lyrics.
Tatum then helps Jamie with the song's finale by mounting the piano to perform a "Magic Mike"-style humping routine while the audience screams their heads off. After a hot and heavy commercial break, Tatum proceeds to grind on Jimmy himself, then passes out lap dances to members of the audience. Apparently he wanted to Channing all over their Tatums.
Jessica Chastain, Bradley Cooper, Jude Law, Channing Tatum and Matt Damon star in the sequel to 2012's "Movie: The Movie" that pays homage to "The Avengers," zombies and vampires.
Ready for the sequel to Jimmy Kimmel's Movie: The Movie?
Shortly after the 85th Annual Academy Awards, Kimmel debuted the seven-minute trailer for the sequel, Movie: The Movie 2V, starring Jessica Chastain, Bradley Cooper, Gerard Butler, Jude Law, Channing Tatum, Samuel L. Jackson, Salma Hayek, Bryan Cranston, John Krasinski, Armie Hammer, Rachel Weisz, Kerry Washington, Topher Grace, Bruno Mars, Jason Schwartzman, Amanda Seyfried and even Matt Damon, who recently took over Jimmy Kimmel Live.
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Complete with a Walking Dead-esque zombie takeover, vampires -- and leprechauns? Movie: The Movie 2V also pays homage to The Avengers as Kimmel and Chastain assemble their version of the world-saving team.
Some of the funniest moments: Cranston as an armless piano player, Law being taken by a pack of zombies, Krasinski as as superhero The Shrimp ("It's Shrimp time!"), Oprah Winfrey as the president of the U.S., CNN's Wolf Blitzer and #Sexpocalypse, Hayek playing opposite herself and Damon being the butt of the joke ("F---ing Kimmel!").
Will this surpass Movie: The Movie, seen more than 20 million times on YouTube?


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