I feel ya little dude. I feel ya. Like this kid woke up and all he wanted to do was see the frickin lions and bear and otters man. Is that so much to ask? Then mom and these little chicks have to get involved and my man Geoffrey here is stuck all day by the giraffes and gorillas. You know how many times this kid has seen the giraffes and gorillas? Probably millions. Conservatively. He had one goal and it got stomped on. And the worst part is he tried to make the best of it! He tried! Well let me tell you the difference between Geoffrey and me. About 22 years. Because I hate to break it to this kid but this stuff is just not going to change. The only thing that changes is Geoffrey still wakes up trying to make the best of it. Like I dated a chick in college and we watched Sex and/in the City and Friends DVDs EVERY NIGHT for like two years. I woke up everyday thinking, "maybe today will be the day she watches the Brewers game with me!" Pfft. 10 hours later I was two hours deep in Carrie Bradshaw's on again off again relationship with Big. So whether it's gorillas and giraffes or Sex in the City and Friends, women are going to run your life. That's not me talking. That's science.

PS: In case anyone was offended by this blog I'm totally kidding.

Double PS: Not really.