BWHAHAHAHA! If I've said it once I've said it a thousand times: Watching Cubs fans cry powers the state of Wisconsin. It's better than any vitamin money can buy. So I don't care if we're 10 games under .500, 20 games under, or in the hunt for a pennant; beating the Cubs 18-1 in Wrigley will NEVER get old. I watched every minute of that onslaught last night and it just kept getting better and better. 26 hits?! I mean Trevor Hoffman got an at bat last night folks. Trevor Hoffman hasn't gotten an at bat since the dead ball era. I'm pretty sure Italian sausage had two hits last night. Meanwhile trying to figure this team out is flat out impossible. How they can scrape together only two runs in THREE GAMES against the Astros and then score 18 in one game is beyond me. I've got a better shot of doing the morning show in Latin tomorrow morning than understanding this year's team. All I know is that typing 'sad cubs fans' into google's image search makes me feel better no matter how bad my day is.