Sigh. It never fails with Bucky. Dude's game just doesn't quit. Picking up chicks at Camp Randall? Check. Picking up chicks at the Kohl Center? Check. Picking up chicks at the library? Check. I mean the library people. You know how much game you've got to have to pick up women at the library? I went to the library maybe 6 times in my college career in Point. Minus 5. But in all my time there I never saw a single person laughing. I mean sleeping or crying sure, but laughing? For sure NOT. And yet here's Bucky just bee boppin and skatting like it ain't no thang. Guy doesn't even have an iMac or iBook or whatever. I bet Bucky doesn't even need facebook to meet women. Certified pro. Thankfully all I had to compete with was this guy:
Sweet turtle neck bro. I mean don't get me wrong Stevie Pointer still slayed the ladies, but at least he limited his game to sporting events.
In any case the purpose of this blog was that USA Today released their preseason top 25 yesterday and the Badgers checked in at #12. After a 10-3 season last year and that win over Miami in the Champs Bowl this looks about right to me. Ohio St. is #2, and Iowa #10, the only two teams that the Badgers lost to in the Big Ten last season. I don't count the Northwestern game. Those kids are smart and they cheated somehow. Although I'm still getting to the bottom of the 'how.' So far my best theory is that they paid Alabama to suit up in Northwestern jerseys and play the game for them, and in return Northwestern took their player's exams to keep them academically eligible.......wow.......at first I was going to write something snarky there but that sounds like it could be legit no? Call the NCAA! To the idiot mobile!
All I know is that this Badger team has an actual chance to be in a BCS game for the first time in a long time. Returning QB and WRs, the entire offensive line is back, Jay Valai strikes fear into the hearts of men, and John Clay is a certified beast (see Dayne, Ron). So barring injury I don't see any reason that Bucky can't be picking up women with a Rose Bowl championship ring on. Like he needs it. The rich get richer.