Love this guy. Love him. And he needs to teach a class on how to date women PRONTO. He's got to be doing the something the rest of us aren't to have this chick still sitting next to him at the end of this debacle. Because make no mistake about it, he didn't lose this ball in the lights. He was right there for it until the last second he realized that the ball was coming at his grillmix at 543543 mph and the ol' fight or flight kicked in. So his brain hit the panic button and his girlfriend gets SMOKED by a line drive. Not only that but then he keeps the baseball! And he got her to go to an ASTROS game folks! I'm 200% certain that Astros players don't want to be at Astros games. So this dude is playing chess while the rest of us are playing checkers. Must be watching Sex in the City and reading Twlight like nobody's business to keep this girl interested.
PS: This would by reaction 100 times out of 100. Like I always thought it would be kind of cool to catch a foul ball at a baseball game until one actually got close to me. And that ball was just a pop fly, not this line drive business. Luckily the dude elderly woman in front of me caught it while I cried in the fetal position.



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