If I don't get one of these TV hats I'll just die. Everyone knows that no matter where I am, I always want to be watching TV. Everyone. You should see me if I ever have to be away from a TV on NFL Sunday. Full on panic mode. Like I make Justin Bieber fans look sane in that situation. So to say I need this TV Hat on me at all times would be an understatement. And the best part is that this thing is only 19.95! I kept waiting for the '5 easy payments of' part but it never came baby! Who would have thought happiness would only cost a Jackson. I 200% just had to google 'who is on the 20 dollar bill.'
In any case the genuine interviews that the makers of this product got on the streets are spot on. This is a great product. And fashionable too! Just the perfect storm of unabashed awesomeness. I've always dreamed of living in a world where TV is everywhere and here we are. You know how much it sucks to be stuck on a long commute without being able to put on a hat that will not only allow you to watch TV, but completely blind you from being able to see the road? Just brutal. But not anymore, TV hat is here to guide you through that drive and completely horrify people passing you as you turn into a cornfield. Thank you TV hat, thank you.
PS: Is it possible that the dude driving that ice cream truck was using TV Hat when he nailed that guy doing the dougie in the middle of the street? Had to be right? Well if that's the case not a judge in the world will convict him. You try driving an ice cream truck around all day with carnival music and kids screaming at you without TV hat. Impossible.