It's time for me to do my duty as a public servant to help out anyone who is struggling in this economy. Because I was doing to all wrong for a long time too folks. If only I had seen this guy's work in college I could have avoided that whole "unemployed while living in my parent's house and eating Lucky Charms they bought for a year" phase once I graduated. Hell if they would have shown me this video during freshman orientation I could have probably just skipped school and saved (my parents) about $40,000 in tuition and used half of that to make 6 of these business cards. Because make no mistake about it, this guy builds crowds. Guaranteed.
So if you've been wondering what's been holding you back all these years it's probably your business card. Chances are your card is cheap. Strathmore stock. 60 pound. Holds a crease. Can you tear it? Absolutely. Looks like crap? It is crap. So the important thing is to not cry over time lost. It's time to turn your life around! USA! USA!
PS: What do you think he'd say about my current business card:
Yeah I guess that is pretty bush league. But at least it didn't take me 25 years to create. Only 4 years.
Double PS: If there isn't a shirt out there with this guy's card on the front that says "I build crowds guaranteed. What do you do guaranteed?" it is an absolute crime.