So safe to say this is the last installment of Coffee with the Candidates? The only thing I love more than this video is that this was the FIRST coffee with the candidates that the network attempted. Probably spent all day brainstorming ideas to get involved with the election and finally come up with this daily episode where they sit down for a relaxed chat with everyone who is running for mayor. Brilliant right? Even came up with a great segment name: "Coffee with the Candidates." Probably had the producers of this show laughing diabolically in the conference room at the ratings they were going to haul in. And then they scheduled my man Chris Young first. Like penciling in Babe Ruth to bat lead off. I mean how do you follow this if you're the next candidate on the show? One time in 6th grade we had a talent show and I had JUST learned how to play the trumpet. And 'play' is a term I use loosely. So I'm all ready to rip off a C scale to end all C scales when my buddy Pat goes on before me and starts playing 'What a Wonderful World' like Louis friekin Armstrong! I scrambled to think of a back up plan but the best I could come up with was 'run.' So I feel whoever had to follow this. All sorts of brutal.

UPDATE UPDATE!!!

I was going to finish the blog there but I checked the related videos section and found this video of the subsequent debate!

Encore! Encore! Is there anything this guy can't do? This is EXACTLY what I want in a politician. Just doing whatever he wants whenever he wants. Think he's going to be bullied by the good ol' boys club of politics? Pfft. Probably serenade the entire cabinet with a life altering ballad before telling them he's going to team up with Basil Marceaux and plant vegatation on empty lots while getting rid of traffic stops. It's almost unfair.