I mean at this point getting tickets to Oprah is better than winning the Powerball right? Like how do I get tickets to get into this show? Are they free? All I know is Oprah is setting the bar WAY too high for the rest of us working in media. And yes let's suspend reality for a moment and pretend that the B93 morning show and this blog could be considered 'media.' But Oprah's out there giving away cars, trips to Atlantis, and unicorn rides. You know what I gave away today? An angus snack wrap. Like how can I compete with that! If anything show's like mine should be the one's giving away major prizes to reward people for putting up with me all morning. Oprah already has a national audience, celebrity guests blah blah blah. Meanwhile I giggle when I say 'hump' on a Wednesday. The rich get richer.

Also I have a legit question to ask: does Oprah run the world? I honestly feel that there's anywhere between a 20-40% chance that sentence is actually true. Like somewhere in a meeting room at a remote location in Canada there are 5 people that are really running things while the rest of us believe that government and president's are in charge. My best guess who those 5 people are:

1. Oprah

2. Ryan Seacrest

3. The Shamwow guy

4. Judge Judy

5. Harvey from TMZ

Pretty accurate huh? Wouldn't shock me one bit if we're reading a book about this one day. Hell Oprah probably knows who shot Kennedy! And Harvey was probably manning the camera on the Zapruder film! Strange Brew: Mindless sports ramblings; uncovering global conspiracies. Just a typical Wednesday folks.

PS: I don't think I'll ever be at an age where l won't laugh after saying the word 'hump.' If laughing at hump is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

Double PS: Chick at the 2:20 mark is EXACTLY how I looked when McCarthy didn't challenge the Gonzalez non-catch.