To say this isn't the greatest touchdown celebration going in the NFL would be like saying 'no thanks' when someone offers you cake. Clinically insane. And I'm not afraid to admit I get turned on a little when he hits paydirt and busts that championship belt out. Anyone who says they aren't are liars plain and simple. Like the only thing missing here is a Ric Flair strut beforehand but if he adds that on he'd have the entire male Packer fan base questioning their life choices. In fact I'm not sure how youtube gets away with not having a 'must be 18 to view this content' disclaimer before you play this clip. And I know I've posted this before but to be honest I don't think I need an excuse to post this EVER. Like I should probably have been ending all of my blogs with this video no matter the circumstance. That way if you stick with my rambling long enough it at least gets entertaining at the end. Sort of like the girl's jumping on trampolines segment of The Man Show. Even if the show was off/Corolla was drunk, you had that to look forward to at the finale.

In any case here's to A-Rod on his 27th birthday! And while my happy birthday is genuine I have to admit that birthday's like these make me examine my life a little bit. Like Aaron Rodgers is one year older than me. One year. Dude's dating country music stars, starting in Pro Bowls and dominating the NFL all while collecting multi million dollar paychecks. Meanwhile I'm still trying to collect all the stars in Mario 64, writing blogs about Oprah and 'grocery shopping' at my parent's pantry. Rodgers has 'can throw a football 75 yards with pinpoint accuracy' in the skills portion of his resume. I have 'proficient in Word 97.' Advantage: Rodgers.

PS: Speaking of resumes, do Doug Stanhope and Joe Rogan even include their stint as Man Show hosts on theirs? Like that show was about scantily clad women and beer. How do you screw that up?

Double PS: slatetundra07>Spielberg