Come on Red! What is this amateur hour? Seriously Andy Dufresne busts out of a maximum security prison, gets you a job as a narrator of penguin movies and THIS is how you repay him? By handing the World Cup to a country that probably thinks the Patriots went 19-0 in 2007? Legit question: when is Qatar going to know they're hosting the World Cup? 2024? 2030? Miami Vice might be on first-run there. And they don't even follow the 'u' after 'q' rule. Seriously the only thing I know about Qatar is that they were the lowest rated team on FIFA '94 for Sega. Like if someone beat you with Qatar they were a legit FIFA powerhouse.

PS: I'm just kidding about ragging on Morgan Freeman. Dude's got the best voice on the planet. Like I'm pretty sure Morgan Freeman could tell me the Packers are moving to LA and it'd seem okay.

Double PS: Oprah could fix this on her lunch break.