UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE!
From The Sheboygan Press:
In a later written statement, he said the incident began when he went into the bathroom while his wife was on the toilet. When he leaned over to kiss her, she went into a “manic state,” grabbing his genitals and biting off his tongue.
I TOLD you there was something else that came with this story. I mean they don't call me the most successful blog entitled Strange Brew written on b93radio.com for nothing! You've got to earn that title through hard work, dedication, and an insane amount of free time to visit the ends of the internet. I guess while considering this follow up I look at this story in a different light. Like before this part of the story came out yesterday I kind of felt for my man Willard, I've got no first hand experience but I've been alive long enough to guess that having your tongue bitten off is no day at the park. But in the relationships I've had I've learned that the bathroom is sacred ground that NO ONE should be comfortable enough to encroach on. And I assume this is not the first time that Willard has been warned about staying out of the bathroom while she's on the can. So even though he had a disclaimer he walked in there to claim is good night kiss anyway and when you break the rules like that your tongue is going to get bitten off 100 times out of 100.
PS: This has got to be the first story in the history of stories that has involved bathrooms, christmas carols, and a tongue bitten off right? Like if I type the sentence: A man had his tongue bitten off while going for a goodnight kiss just before his wife went Christmas caroling, that has to be the first time in the history of the world that sentence has been typed right?
Double PS: Without any context of the story if you showed me this picture and told me she was in jail on a 'mayhem' charge I wouldn't even bat an eye.