Bravo! Encore! The pageantry! The poise! A flat out tour de force of dancing right here folks. The only regret I have about this video is that I didn't see it much earlier in life. Like you know how many times your boy Jon was sitting at the loser table at middle school dances? Shocking I know. I had the sports knowledge and the Magic card obsession going for me, and as much as chicks dug that they still wanted someone who could get down like this guy. Not to mention all of the wedding's I've been going to lately as my friends all become big kids. I mean sure I can chicken dance and electric slide like you read about but can you imagine busting out reverse crank, shoulder, chin, shoulder, pat, and double dream hands? I mean that's like a Mortal Kombat fatality of dancing. Just totally unfair in every way imaginable. And anyone calling this guys sick moves out on facebook are outside of there minds. Saying this guy doesn't know dancing is like saying R.L. Stine doesn't know horror. Flat out lies.

PS: At the very least I'm stealing this guy's 'FREESTYLE!' move. That way even when I look like I'm having a seizure on the dance floor nobody can call me out. I called freestyle man! And everyone knows nothing is off limits once you call freestyle. Everyone.

Double PS: If I go missing after this sarcastic blog the first place you should look is in this guy's basement.