If ever an alien landed on earth or someone from another country came visiting and asked me to tell them in 2 minutes and 16 seconds what the culture of America was like, I wouldn't say a word. I would simply press play on this video and let it do the talking. And while it does seem like a waste of good beer in some of these leaps, the positives far outweigh the negatives. Honestly the Bucks should strongly consider drafting the kid who dunked into the cup sitting in the pool. That should be on his resume. No GPA. No credentials. No previous job experience. Just beer pong dunks. Hired.
Also, is this what college kids are doing these days? Hardcore. I remember when we'd drink Ecto Cooler and stay up past quiet hours during finals week and THAT was disruptive. Now kids are listening to unedited House of Pain and demolishing beer pong tables in dorm hallways? Man, things aren't the way they used to be in the good ol' early 2000's. Is there a beer pong game for the Wii already in production? Bonus word: 'pong.'
PS: I actually did have an experience where I roomed with a foreign exchange student for three weeks in the summer of 2003 in Stevens Point. His name was Rashpaul and he was from Pakistan. The second he got unpacked I exploited graciously asked if, because he was 24, he wanted to walk across the street and buy us some beer. He experienced his first case of Miller and Dominos that night. Nothing more Americana than that. Although I think that did lead him down a path of non stop house parties and keggers. He may have been kicked out of school 3 months later.
PSS: Sorry Rashpaul.
Also here is a picture of Team B93 owning a beer pong match a couple of summers ago. Look at my form. Perfect. While I may not have the style of these dunks I get the job done. Like the John Stockton of beer pong. Also I'm 170% sure I missed the entire table on that shot. But hey, the picture looks solid.



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