I need to hit 88mph go back in time and bet on these two games! Honestly I don't even know why Stu Feiner has his real name on here. First name: The. Last name: Source. Book it. Tell me The Source doesn't remind you of a love child between Jimmy the Greek and motivational speaker Matt Foley! Also didn't it look like he was about to run out of gas at the 57 second mark? Seemed like he had finally reached "E", but like Kramer test driving Jerry's car he took it below the slash on the final 'SIIIXXXXXXX!'
Anyway the reason that I post this is because this is exactly how I feel about the Super Bowl line (only if I tried to make this video I would have passed out 15 seconds into before the camera was turned on). Saints at +5.5? I'll take that 7 days a week and twice on Sunday. Not because of Drew Brees. Not because of Sean Payton. Not because God owes New Orleans some kind of joy. I can say with 190% certainty that not only with New Orleans cover, they will win, because of this:
Advantage: Saints. You hear that? That's Peyton Manning crying as 21321432 Saints fans post that on his facebook fan page. May as well not even play the game on Sunday. Just run a loop of commercials and a live camera on Bourbon Street for the post game celebration.
Bonus word is 'free.' Because like The Source I just gave you that advice absolutely free. Absolutely free. Absolutely free.
PS: Reason #2 why the Saints will win? Joe Lombardi is their quarterbacks coach. As in Vince Lombardi's grandson. Does this mean that when the Saints win the Packers basically win the trophy too? Seems like it has to doesn't it?
Double PS: To learn how to spell 'DeLorean' I had to visit their website. Turns out they still sell these things used online. Around $35,000 to get your own. I'll have to use the money I win on this game to buy one. The listing doesn't say if that comes with a flux capacitor or not. That plus there's not a link to a site to buy plutonium. Do I have to get acquire that from Libyan terrorists? Sigh...I'm gonna need a vacation day.


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