
You see that? THAT'S the present I'm giving to you this morning. Because as I was obsessively reading and analyzing every word of scanning Packer blogs today I came across an article that said the line for season win total for Green Bay is currently set at 9.5 wins. 9 point friekin 5 folks. That means all they need is ten, TEN (ah, ah, ah) wins and we can all retire in Hawaii at the end of the year. This is the easiest money you're going to make since George Bush gave us that "I'm sorry about the past 8 years" check a couple of years ago. This team is going to have ten wins by October let alone waiting until the last couple weeks of the year. I mean they won 11 last year and they are only going to get better this season. Hell we had 10 win seasons under Mike Sherman. We won 8 with Ray Rhodes! Which when translated on to the "Ray Rhodes Conversion Chart" is like 22 wins. So yeah, to say this is a mortal lock is an understatement. There are some guarantees in life;
1. Death
2. Taxes
3. The Cubs not winning the World Series
4. Journey being awesome
5. The Packers winning at least 10 games in 2010
And that's not me talking, that's on Wikipedia. On a page I created. But still, if it's there it's true and that is a scientific fact. So it's time to go all in on this team, you know how much purple drank Johnny Jolly can buy after he puts all his savings on this?! Bonus word: drank.
PS: Over/Under on the Lions is set at 5. So in case you wanted to double the money you make on the over for the Pack just slide it on the under for Detroit. Even if they count intrasquad scrimmages and preseason games they get to four max.



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