As bad as the Brewers have played at times this year at least we're not the Orioles. Like this might be the defining moment of their season. I mean this youtube video has about 2.5 million hits and that has to be at least 50 times the amount of people that have tuned in for an Orioles game this season. Seriously in the year end DVD of the 2010 Orioles where some dude with a deep voice makes it seem like a team that won 42 games is on the upswing this moment is going to get top billing. In fact I honestly believe this kid was paid by Orioles management to spice things up a bit. All he had to do was book it up the stairs and leave the stadium and he would have commited the perfect run on the field crime, but he runs back ON to the field, throws 4 pitches and then waits for security to politely arrest him. He's like Mario when he gets a star, just running everywhere he wanted to until his time ran out. All I know is that he better not try these types of antics in Philly. How long did that kid last earlier this year? Like 14 seconds? Then BOOM tased. This guy ran about 1.7 miles and the only reason he isn't still running is because he got tired/bored. Somewhere tased guy weeps.
PS: I make fun of them but this is 200% my strategy in this situation, just wait him out. See that cop at the 48 second mark? He'll never live down that effort. Never. Kid sprinted away from him like women sprint away from me at the bar. Also I think my favorite guys are the ones in the orange shirts at the bullpen door at the 52 second mark. Just debating the merits of running ALL the way to the infield. Classic.
Double PS: Get this guy to Packers training camp.