If I've said it once I've said it a thousand times: Wal Mart is more entertaining than TV, the internets, pay per view, movies, books and magazines combined. Like I'm shocked at this point that Wal-Mart doesn't have the 154 year old dude greeting you at the door charge a cover for everyone trying to get in. It's that must see. Actually how is there not a Wal-Mart TV station by now? Just cameras in Wal-Marts across the country flipping from store to store and catching this type of activity. It's gotten to the point where going to Wal-Mart on a Saturday is the highlight of my weekend. First of all just surviving a Wal Mart on the weekend is like an extreme sport. Go to a Wal Mart on a Saturday afternoon for a couple of hours and you'll have fulfilled your cardio workout for the week. Better than any gym membership you can buy. In fact it reminds me of the gauntlet challenge on the original American Gladiators. Carts crashing into each other, elbows flying, kids screaming, people wearing unitards, it's got it all! And this guy moonwalking into the paper towel aisle just encapsulates the experience. You never know when you're going to be entertained at a Wal Mart, you just know it's coming. All of sudden you're on your way to aisle 53 to get a $14 air conditioner and BOOM here comes moonwalk guy just moonwalking the hell out of his shopping experience. Classic.
PS: That has to be the best moonwalk of all time right? Like this has to have replaced walking for him at this point? Instead of walking on a sidewalk; moonwalking backwards everywhere. Moonwalking on a treadmill, moonwalking to his seat at the movies, moonwalk bowling, moonwalk drive thru, moonwalk....ahhhh...moon....walking. Moonwalk.
Double PS: For those who forgot: