Bizarro!

Posted by Jon Henseler on

Every once in a while I feel it is necesary to justify the 'and more' portion of the 'Strange Brew, Sports and More' portion of my blog. The problem is finding an issue outside of sports that gets my interest piqued. The Jesse James/Sandra Bullock issue is one such topic. Well, that plus the Bucks didn't play last night, the Brewers haven't made any moves in the waning days of spring training, and trying to find out information on the Packers draft interests is like trying to stay at a bar after they turn the lights on. Impossible. So yeah. It was either this or health care.

In any case I don't know a whole lot about how these two became a couple, how long they've been married blah blah blah. But I do know their pairing was one of the more bizarre in Hollywood. And the fact that all of the pre-Oscar hub for Bullock centered on her relationship with James, and how it has made her not only a better actress but a better person seems to be awful timing. But realistically the dude once married a porn star. He's surrounded by women at all times. Is this story really all that shocking? The part of the equation that is perplexing is the chick who Jesse cheated with, Michelle McGee. Seriously dude? Like I have done HOURS of research on google image search on Michelle McGee and Sandra Bullock and I can't come up with a situation where McGee is a better option than Bullock.

 

 

Crazy right? The first thought that comes to mind when you see this McGee broad is 'get it off me!' So while I am not condoning cheating, if you're going to do it, isn't the point to at least level up? Not downgrade? Like to me that has to be the hardest part of Bullock to swallow. Yeah he cheated and that sucks, but he cheated on you with this girl?

In any case James hasn't officially admitted to anything yet I guess. You'd think he'd learn from Tiger Woods. Just hold a press conference, blame your transgressions on your lack of Buddhism, work out and play video games at sex rehab for three weeks, and boom, fixed. Transgressions 101. Honestly Jesse, act like you've been there before bro. Bonus word: bizarre.

PS: The other purpose of this blog was to use the words 'pique' and 'perplex' in the same write up. I think I read them in a book in college at some point and have been trying to work them into conversation for 5 years. To the point where I just started saying each word at the end of sentences where it didn't even make sense. "Yeah I don't know about Suppan in the rotation. I mean we're paying him a lot of money, but at this point a pitching machine would be just as good. Pique."

 

 

 

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