I watched this video on Tuesday and just could not get enough of it. So I figured I'd help this guy out and post it on my blog because he only has like 2,000 views and this has to be the funniest thing I've seen on youtube in weeks. Not to mention half of his 1,000 views are from me, and I'm guessing the other half are from his parents who undoubtedly own the house this was shot at. So I hope he's prepared to have like 2,017 hits now that it's out there on Strange Brew. You're welcome sword guy.

And I'm not just doing this to help out my fellow man, I'm doing this because this guy clearly knows more about weapons than anyone on the planet. And if I've said it once I've said it a thousand times, don't do anything to anger a man who is deft with sword play and can run a 40 yard dash in 3.2 seconds flat. So when the zombie apocalypse hits and it all comes crashing down, I want this guy on my side no questions asked. Because if that cardboard cut out could talk, he'd tell you that even if he had a gun he stood no chance of saving his cardboard face. I just hope would be criminals in this neighborhood will watch this video because there is a 300% chance this guy IS the neighborhood watch system. ADT doesn't have a thing on him. Did you see how fast he went from 'just hanging out' to 'maniacal knife attack'? Like .3 seconds? Bonus word: sword.

PS: This is video describes better than any words how I feel after the Brewers lose. Note to self: paint Jeff Suppan jersey on cardboard cut out, violently attack with a (butter) knife, feel immediately better. Sports therapy 101.