Welp, these guys have found their way around that silly helmet to helmet rule. Just take the helmets out of the equation completely. I mean this has to be the most insane videos I've ever witnessed in my life. Seriously who does this? Like I'm not a medical professional or anything but this can't be good for your body. And maybe it's just me and the fact that I'm weak/soft/scared and have had a cushy life to this point but I've never EVER woken up in the morning with a burning desire to have people real life hit stick me all afternoon so I can eat my teeth for dinner while I internally bleed in my sleep. But, hey, to each his own right?
Here's a question: How much money would you have to be paid to play in ONE of these games? Just drop you right on the field and play a full 60 minutes. Like I can't think of a monetary value you could give me to make me take part in this. And I once listened to Backstreet Boy's Millenium from beginning to end for $5 free. In fact I'm pretty certain you could legit offer me 1 million dollars and I wouldn't do this. Mainly because I feel like there's anywhere between a 175% to 200% chance I would actually die 2 minutes in. Not going to be easy to make it rain with my million bucks while I'm lying in a coma/dead right?
And you know this sport is hardcore when not even youtube commentors will take jabs at these guys. Youtube commentors are ruthless. Mother Teresa isn't even off limits on that site. It's a lot like the internet version of Lord of the Flies or Thunderdome; no rules apply.
PS: Ted Thompson needs to call #10 at the 1:15 mark to return punts for us STAT!



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