Welp, if you've been tortured by the question of whether or not psychic power exists, this video should put those questions to bed. There was no wind when our psychic here started the video. There was wind after he demanded it. There was no wind when he told it to calm down. Now my formal training is in talking/general douchbaggery, but this seems pretty cut and dry to me. It's a little thing we call empirical* evidence folks. Bottom line here is that this guy needs to be put on retainer by the Packers, Brewers, and Bucks yesterday. Just throw him on the sidelines/bench/dugout and chant things like "PACKER WIN SUPER BOWL POWER OF THOR, "BREWERS PITCHING STOP SUCKING POWER OF THOR," "FEAR THE DEER MORE POWER OF THOR." Sounds like a no brainer.

*This entire blog was a vehicle to be able to use 'empirical' in a sentence. One of the few words I learned AND retained in college. Been trying to work it into conversation since 2006. To the point where I just started saying 'empirical' at the end of sentences where it didn't belong. "Hey did you see that Packer game last night? Man trashing the Cowboys never gets old, it's just downright empirical.' But today friends, 4 hazy years and 50 grand finally paid off. Stay in school kids, and one day you can be moderately successful blogger who should be debt free sometime in 2047.

PS: What's the percentage chance that the guy who recorded this had pants on while filming. -40%? -50%?

Double PS: Show me someone who claims they haven't tried to move something with their mind and I show you a liar/someone who hasn't seen Star Wars.