LOVE the look on Sooty's face here. "Yeah I tunneled out of my cage and Wilt Chamberlined the hell out of a cage full of 24 women. What of it?" Only thing missing from the photograph is a little fidora and a martini glass. In any case to say that Sooty is going to go down in guinea pig lore would be an understatement and actually kind of an insult to this little guy. Like Sooty here is making Brett Favre's sexting look like amateur hour. The only problem I see with this whole story is where does Sooty really go from here. Like when Brandon Jennings scored 55 points in his 9th NBA game. Expectations sore unrealistically and no matter what you accomplish for the rest of your life it will always be compared to that night you sired 43 kids in 2 hours. That's the main reason I set the bar low everyday, then even a mildly above average day seems like a shooting star. Sleepwalking through life 101 right there. Then again my life resume will never compare to Sooty's. Catch-22 I suppose.

PS: Sooty's friend request number has to be sick on facebook right now. Little guinea pigs (read:me) framing his picture and writing him letters asking for life advice. Everyone is going to want a piece. The price of fame I suppose.