This is exhibit A of why I love the internet. Slow blogging day? Not a lot going on in the sports world? No worries! The internet leaves you a neatly wrapped blogging present everyday. And when I unwrapped today's internet gift I found this guy's awesome VCR collection/even awesomer bowl cut. Like this is 8 minutes of pure entertainment from the word go. And this guy clearly lives by one of my own personal philosophies, go big or go home. Like if you're going to have a bowl cut, have the best damn bowl cut money can buy. Don't half ass it. And if you are going to collect VCRs have the best, most extensive collection of VCRs you can find. Because no matter how weird/creepy your obsessions are at least you can say you are the best. And even though I don't have a ton of knowledge on the subject (and I could start A LOT of sentences with that phrase) I feel pretty comfortable saying that this is the best VCR collection on the planet.

Not to mention let those among us who haven't collected something weird cast the first stone. Like from the ages of 13-17 (read: 13-26) I was OBSESSED with Magic the Gathering. Collected cards, masterminded decks and dropped mana on people like you read about. No big deal. Sure my parents thought I was worshipping the devil, and to be honest playing Magic during lunch in high school was NOT a good look, but once you're invested, you're invested.

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How I've ever had a girlfriend is one of the great mysteries of the earth.

PS: I dare anyone to try and sell this guy a Blu Ray player.

Double PS: You know what the sneaky best part of this video is? The soundtrack! Starting with Terminator 2, and segwaying through the Ghostbusters theme, Mission Impossible and Police Academy. Just brilliant.

Triple PS: To say this guy won't be contacted to become a spokesman for Phillips would be an understatement.