I can't tell you how depressed I am that we are less than a week away from election day. Because that signifies the end of one of the true golden ages of youtube. Just think, this season has brought us the screaming guy running for treasurer, Providence mayoral candidate Chris Young treating Coffee with the Candidates like American Idol and then proposing to his girlfriend during a debate, Sam Katz kicking kids in the face, BasilMarceaux.com, and this lady saying boners during a debate is the cherry on top. Like yeah you have to put up with all of the regular ads on TV blah blah blah, but whats the old saying? You can't make an omelette without cracking a few eggs? Well you can't make political viral videos without sitting through some 60 second ads about campaign finance reform. Because the regular ads only make these sweeter.
Also I can't imagine I'll ever be at a point in my life where I won't laugh when someone accidently says boners. Or just says boners on purpose. If laughing at boners is wrong, then I don't want to be right. Wait what?
PS: This video is also evidence of the difference between men and women. Everyone heard her say boners. Everyone. But she didn't skip a beat. If that's a dude his train of thought ends there plain and simple.
Double PS: I'm not like a campaign manager or anything but if Diane here is losing this election why not embrace this slogan? "Giving border security funds to protect our borders and give big fat boners." Bingo bango Diane wins.



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