So this video is breaking the internet today. I saw it on the Yahoo! frontpage on my way to change my fantasy football rosters/obsess over the waiver wire while weighing the merits of picking up a Buffalo Bill to start for me this week. A Buffalo Bill folks. To say my teams are in disarray would be a severe understatement. Also to say I wouldn't have any idea what is going on in the world without the Yahoo! frontpage would be....another....understatement. Synonym fail. In any case between the footage I watched there, and all of the related articles/videos I've read/watched on this subject I've lost about 4 hours of my life that I'll never get back. But this is pretty freaky no? Like I'm not saying this chick is a time traveler but I'm not saying this chick isn't a time traveler. And I would say around 95% of the youtube commentors seem to believe this theory, and if I can't trust the words of 'mpresev' and 'ilikecats69' then who can I trust you know? I guess if this is a time traveler they have a LOT to learn about time travel. Didn't you learn anything from Doctor Emmitt Brown? You can't just whip out a cell phone in the middle of the day! You could change the course of history completely! What is this amateur hour? Keep a low profile and don't get punched by Biff. Time travel 101.
So what do you think?
A. This is a time traveler
B. This he/she is just messing with his/her hair.
C. I just watched a long advertisment for this Irish dude's other films
Show your work.
PS: If time traveling is something we can do in the future I can tell you EXACTLY what my first three trips would be.
1. Travel to 1908 to see what the last World Series parade looked like in Wrigleyville.
2. Go to 1889 and invest in the playing card company Nintendo.
3. Find Mike Sherman as a young coach and make sure he has a defensive plan for 4th and 26.
Also I'd probably find 'college' Jon and tell him to NOT go to the bathroom at halftime of the Buccanears/Raiders Super Bowl. Only dude on the floor of Neale Hall in Stevens Point who missed the wardrobe malfunction, and this was before youtube or DVR. One of the biggest regrets of my life. And I'd probably tell college Jon to drink less Red Dog. The health ramifications for that are probably still simmering under the surface.



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