Safe to say this deer would win a chug contest 100 times out of 100 huh? Like he is DRAINING those bottles without blinking. All I have to say is that if I'm in a frat right now in college I'm calling China yesterday to fly this boozing Rudolph over to America! Because nothing, and I mean nothing, brings in women like an animal that knows how to party. I remember (and 'remember is a qualitative term here) back in my Stevens Point days a similar situation at this frat house called TKE. Place had a snapping turtle for a can crusher. Dude was named Snappy and everything. So around midnight Snappy would come on out and once a beer can was downed, we'd roll the empty can toward Snappy and he'd mangle that thing with no remorse. Just can after can after can after can. Entertaining the drunk masses. Dude was an icon. And EVERY girl at these parties would be all over him during this display. Like if Snappy wasn't taking home three or four women a night I was shocked. Ladies from all over campus would come to fawn over his antics and the rest of us would just reap the benefits. So to say this deer is the most coveted free agent in the drunk animal department right now is an understatement.

PS: I'd say I was shocked by this story but that shock wore off 4 seconds into the video when the anchor said "And in China...". Like if you want to be entertained for DAYS just type 'China' into youtube, or read any article relating to China. Their major newspapers read a lot like The Onion. How there hasn't been a 'China' HBO mini-series yet is beyond me.