(thanks to Steve for the youtube post, also to say it's worth the entire 6 minutes is an understatement)
Welp, I'm pretty sure I found out what happened to Macho Man Randy Savage after King of the Ring '98 (you can almost hear women getting turned off at the reference). Honestly this is either Macho Man himself or one of his thousands of legit love children. I half expected him to tell me to snap into a Slim Jim at the end of this rant. You tell me the difference between that and this:
(fast forward to 1:00 mark)
Pretty spot on huh? I mean Macho Man isn't misquoting Albert Einstein, but as far as I know Macho Man also doesn't have a Masters Degree in Communication.
Either way between this video, Chris Young just flat out dominating coffee with the candidates in Providence, and Basil Marceaux being the most highly touted political prospect since JFK, this campaign season is shaping up to be one of the best. I mean I used to LOATH campaign season, but with the invention of youtube the internet has done to campaign season what is does to everything else: makes it better.
PS: Percentage chance the speech he had written out in front of him looked like THIS! Had to be right? Might have even gone with some crazy font like Albertus Extra Bold instead of Times New Roman.
Double PS: My other favorite part of this video? The crowd reaction. Like they weren't phased at all. This must be par for the course when it comes to Phil Davison. Everyone was essentially yawning during this. And how'd you like to be the guy who has to follow this? Just brutal. But just like Albert Einstein said, in the middle of opportunity.....is....wait in the middle of something is opportunity.