Well folks I think this will be the last time I write an entry into Strange Brew in quite some time. Because I just had an....(types 'a life altering idea thingy into google)....epiphany! Because if there was ever a competition that I could hold my own in, this is it. This must have been what Michael Jordan felt like when he watched a basketball game for the first time and just felt like THAT was what he was destined to do? Either way until I make a pilgrimage and test my vaunted skills here I don't think I'll be able to sleep at night. I was one of the greatest ass droppers that Stevens Point has ever seen. And I lived in a house full of college dudes, so when you claim to be the best, it's a bold statement. Hell I almost put it on my resume after school, certainly trumps 'nearly stayed awake for all of the classes I attended 60% of the time.' So until our paths cross again, or you see my cropdusting an entire Japanese billage on youtube, I am out!

PS: On a serious note if I don't live in Japan for at least a two month stint once in my life I'll regret it forever. Like this actually happens there. This is primetime TV! They spent time formulating a numerical assignment to the power and stank of farts. Friggin Japanese. Always on the cutting edge of entertainment. It's amazing we won World War II.

Douple PS: Love the look on the guys face at the 2:43 mark. Smug son of a gun. Like he didn't even have to look and see that he topped 248. He knew it all the way. Walk off fart.

Triple PS: Does that dude get chicks? Has to right? Like all dudes drop ass, so if you're going to do it you may as well be the best right? Women always dig it when you're the best at something no matter what it is. So if farting is your thing may as well go for gold and wait for the facebook relationship requests to roll in. Dating 101.