Yawn. Another day, another video on the internet of a guy grocery shopping with his girlfriend passed out in the cart. I seriously believe that youtube has desensitized me to some of the ridiculous things that happen in the world. Like this should be shocking and hilarious but when you spend all day looking at fart competition videos in Japan, sea lions doing sit ups and alcoholic deer, suddenly this seems common place. Like it's gotten to the point where I have to show videos to people who have real lives in order to determine if it's blogworthy. And this one passed the test! I will say that my favorite part of this video is at the end when he is stacking bag after bag after bag on this girl who has clearly tapped out.
And I know 150% what happened here. It doesn't take a genius to understand that going grocery shopping is the biggest pain in the ass in the world. You show me someone who enjoys going grocery shopping and I show you a liar. Squeaky carts, kamakaze shoppers going 130 mph into your cart at the end of aisles, kids crying in the candy aisle, adults crying in the candy aisle (read:me), it's a category 5 trainwreck. I'll spend $600 a trip if it means I can limit my trips to 5 times a year. So in anticipation of this, these two clearly thought they'd kick a few back and go to the store a little more relaxed. Problem is this chick must be a lightweight and on the lightweight transition scale, one or two drinks=10 or 12 to average people. But I've got to give me man credit here, he didn't bail on the trip. He got in the frame of mind that he was going grocery shopping and once you commit to that you've got to get it done. Doesn't matter if your girlfriend can't walk/stand. Throw her in the cart and go to work. Grocery shopping 101.