Safe to say any worries of the Pack having trouble in Chicago on Monday have been sufficiently eased? I mean if Illinois is letting people from Iowa come to THEIR state fair and dominate their pig calling contest it wouldn't shock me if the Packers win this game by 325 points. Seriously have some pride Illinois! No wonder the Cubs can't win a championship. I'm not sure how that jab works in this blog but whatever, given the opportunity to burn both the Bears, Cubs, and state fair pig calling contest all in one paragraph I'm going to go for it 100 times out of 100.
Also if I'm the chick at the 2:00 mark I'm calling BS so fast it will make your head spin. Like if you close your eyes while she's mid squeal you'd think Porky himself was up there. That plus she drops a "That's all folks!" at the end of her call! Brilliant! You know she was laughing diabolically to herself when that idea cropped up in her brain. But apparently it was all for naught as Mr. Kyle Barton pulled down the trophy. And how about the balls on this guy in his post pig call news conference outside the tent?
'Well I'm a newbie here, but I actually won the Iowa State Fair three times, I'm the reigning champion over there, and I was going to try the Pig Call Trifecta...BWHAHAHA."
Love how he shuts this interviewer down when she implies he's new to this. "Listen honey, I'm a three time Iowa state champion. Do some research next time." Guy's like the Ali of pig calling. So watch out Nebraska State Fair, Scott Barton is coming for your ass and he's bringing hell with him!
PS: Think Wisconsin let him walk into our state fair and own the pig calling competition? Pffft. He can dominate the minor leagues in Iowa and Illinois all he wants, but when he comes to The Show he better bring more game than that.
Double PS: Does being an interstate pig calling champion get women? Like is that a line he uses at a bar? Or does he wear his pig calling trophies around his neck like Flavor Flav and let them do the talking for him. It has to get him women right? Like why else would you do this?