Yawn. Another day, another youth football brawl in Texas. Seriously is it Friday already? Wait these coaches got suspended? And the kids are banned from postseason play? Is this even planet earth anymore? And why is Arby's 5 for $5 really 5 for $6? As long as wer're asking questions....

Seriously I don't get this story even a little. It's on CNN, it's on Fox News, local talk radio is taking calls on it blah blah blah. Like this is Texas we're talking about right? I'd be shocked if coaches WEREN'T throwing haymaker's and knife edge chops like Ric Flair after a touchdown is scored. If anything the coaches should be commended for showing these kids how to stand up for themselves and take out their frustrations on the football field. Leading by example 101 as far as I can tell. The wussification of America continues. Or is Texas even a part of America anymore? I'm pretty sure they seceded in 1995 right? Right after they lost the hundred year war of northern aggression. I think I read that in a history book/wikipedia at some point.

PS: Packer's need to sign the running back that scored the touchdown.

Double PS: And the left tackle.