No big deal here folks. Just hammering out under 12 second three star scores like it ain't no thing. Actually my generation should set records on this Google game today. We grew up in the age of old school computer games and Game Boy. Our fingers move faster due to years of staring at screens playing mindless video games. As soon as Google told me what I had to do I felt like Costanza with Frogger. I can do this. Sure if I had to actually run and jump hurdles I'd probably tear both hamstrings, an achilles tendon and go into cardiac arrest, but for the purposes of sitting on my butt at work and setting Google records I'm better trained than MIchael Phelps in the Butterfly. Sadly this is probably top 10 5 3 accomplishments in my life. What's high score mean?

PS: I 2,000% googled 'google hurdler 3 star score' and copied the picture for this blog. I tried no less than 435434 times to get a 3 star score and couldn't do it. 12.1 was my best. May as well have asked me to run a 4 minute mile.