So here's a story making rounds today from the USA Today; a letter written by a guy subletting his place in Green Bay to people that turned out to be Bears fans and are tricking the place out like it's a frieking Bears pro shop;

I own a home in Green Bay, Wisconsin. My job took me down Lake Michigan a ways towards Milwaukee, but I do plan on living back in Green Bay when I retire in a few years, so I am renting the place out as I do not want to sell it. As you can imagine, people are VERY fanatic about the Green Bay Packers there. My new tenants lied to me on my application and are actually Chicago Bears fans! They have made this known by putting out Bears crap all over the front lawn (flags, lawn gnomes, placemats, etc.).

Just classic. I'm honestly not sure what I find funnier, the fact that this guy is checking the legal ramifications of bouncing a tenant based purely on football allegiance OR the fact that this seems to imply that renting contracts in Green Bay actually ask what your football allegiances are. Now from the perspective of a Packer backing internet tough guy I think you 1,000% have free reign to kick these guys to the curb. Or just put them in a pressure situation and wait for them to quit half way through. HEY-O! But seriously nothing will devalue property in Titletown quicker than putting Bear paraphernalia up everywhere. Our landlord here is going to have to call Holmes on Homes just to restore order once they leave and even he may just pour gasoline over it and walk away saying 'burn it' like William Wallace. Like if I were apartment hunting in Green Bay and walked in to this I'd leave in an instant. I'd rather walk into one of those houses on Hoarders with dead cats and asbestos everywhere then seeing a place decorated in post-modern douche. In fact I think this guy should just walk in there like Vince McMahon blaring 'No Chance in Hell' and start throwing stuff out like a lumberjack match. Again I'm not sure it's 'legal' to evict based on being a Bears fans I'm also sure it's well within his legal rights. Thus endeth the lesson.

PS: I was browsing some story about Snooki's kid today and saw an ad for Madden '13 on the side saying that the release was today. Like how old am I getting? I used to countdown to that release. Put down pre-order cash I borrowed from my dad and be waiting outside of Gamestop at midnight to get one of the first copies. Somewhere a 16 year old Jon weeps/still hasn't kissed a girl.

Double PS: I know it's popular to bash Snooki having a kid but I think I've got Stockholm Syndrome with this broad. Like yeah she did stupid stuff for all the world to see, but guess what, if you filmed my antics from the ages of 21-24 I'd have done some stupid stuff too. I'd have acted like an idiot and drank 22 hours a day just like her. And she turned it into an multi million dollar operation while I get paid $9 an hour to make fun of her. You tell me who's stupid.