Listen I don't care if you're a Democrat, Republican, Tea Party, Green Party, Empire or Rebel, New Jersey governor Chris Christie is pound for pound the most entertaining politician on the planet right now. I mean I half expected him to come out from behind the curtain with Ric Flair's intro and a sequined robe on. Guy just oozes charisma (and maybe maybe a gravitational pull). Like look at this look on Mitt's face:
THAT is the look of a bro who just got upstaged on live TV. Kind of reminds me of 2004 when Barack Obama was in the same position Christie is in and killed the opening speech. Then John Kerry hit the stage the next day and faceplanted. Guy made NPR sound like Howard Stern. So no matter who wins this year I think it's pretty much a forgone conclusion that it's a Christie 2016 ticket. Sure the guy is a curley head of hair away from looking like the Revolting Blob. Sure New Jersey makes Detroit look like Cancun. Sure nothing will change and every average person will still be in the same position they are today. But that's politics folks. And not since BasilMarceaux.com have I been this excited about a candidate. Christie! America! WHOOOOOOO!
PS: Love this time of year on Facebook. People making politically charged updates and getting in debates with friends that read longer than War and Peace. People defriending each other left and right. Protip: There is no place for political debate on Facebook. Facebook is for telling people when you're at the gym or stalking people's summer beach photo albums.
Double PS: Christie!