Huff Po – Pizza Hut is releasing a perfume. Marketing magazine explains that though the Pizza Hut perfume started as a joke on the Pizza Hut Canada Facebook page, it’s now a real — albeit very limited-edition — product. Here’s the full story: Grip Limited, an advertising firm that works with Pizza Hut Canada, originally originally floated the tongue-in-cheek notion on the Pizza Hut Canada Facebook page back in August as part of a broader push to promote more engaging social media activity. The post asked fans to dream up names for an imaginary scent inspired by “the smell of a box of Pizza Hut pizza being opened.” But the fan response to the idea was so enthusiastic that Grip and Pizza Hut decided to make the perfume a reality. A month and a half later, to commemorate the fact that Pizza Hut Canada had gotten 100,000 fans, the chain’s community managers announced that the first 100 people to message them would actually get a bottle of Pizza Hut perfume. And sure enough, the bottles were shipped to those 100 lucky fans at the beginning of December.

Well folks it looks like it's time for a road trip to America's Hat for some cheap prescription medication at pizza cologne! Honestly I'm not sure where I stand on this. Never been a huge cologne guy. With the notable exception of middle school/early high school where every guy took a bath in the stuff. Tommy Hilger shirt+Jnco Jeans+Lugz boots+Polo Sport cologne. Like a Mortal Kombat fatality of sex appeal in 1998. But once college hit I decided I could spend $40 more efficiently on 4 30 packs of Classic Light as opposed to cologne. Actually I think at this point I only have one bottle and it's used pretty much exclusively when I don't take a shower. Like if you smell cologne on me there is a 200% chance I haven't bathed in 24 hours. But now that pizza cologne is in the game?! Might have to change up the priorities.

PS: I would think this needs a disclaimer in Washington and Colorado. Something about legalized pot and people smelling like meat lovers pizzas sounds like a recipe for disaster.

Double PS: Smells like a turd wrapped in burnt hair!