"I told them I would be honored to coach them. And I wanted them to understand if I were going to coach we weren't going to screw around. We were going to go out there and win."

Preach Barry! Preach! I mean if you didn't get a chance to see this press conference yesterday you need to section of 30 minutes of your day and drink this thing in. The above quote is what will be talked about today, but the whole thing is motivating as all get out. I half expected him to have face paint on and ride a horse up and down media row while he was delivering this address like he was William Wallace. ARE YOU READY FOR A WAR?!?! Like I watched the whole thing live yesterday and I had my most productive day of 2012. Wrote not one, but two grammatically flawed blogs and listened to music all day. Hard. Now I understand that not everyone has a gig where they can spend 30 minutes on a Youtube video but I guarantee your boss that any time lost watching will be made up for in productivity after a viewing. Barry's coming for your ass Stanford! And he's bringing hell with him!

PS: I don't know why but I picture Barry walking around campus like Luke Wilson in Old School. People screaming 'Godfather!' at him, throwing ragers with Snoop Dogg, having Bo Ryan go get him KY Jelly for frat house wrestling matches, hooking up with Ellen Pompeo, the whole nine yards.