"Is that an order?" "Yes." "Okay I charge a thousand dollars for that you're gonna get a bill for that, can I get your name?"
I have no explanation for why I can't stop laughing at that line but I've rewound that part of the video literally 37 times and I laugh harder every time. Just charging people a thousand dollars for taking off his nose like it ain't no thing. Hell I think I'm gonna start to do that with blogs and requested songs. 'B93 hello?' 'Hey can I hear Toby Keith Red Solo Cup' 'Sure I'll play it coming up!' 'Okay thanks!' 'Okay just so you know I charge a thousand dollars for that, you're gonna get an invoice in the mail, can I get your name?' Brilliant! Matthew Lesko himself couldn't have come up with a better get rich quick scheme.
PS: Reason #2143234 I could never be a cop. You just never know what you're day is going to entail. I'm a man who thrives on consistency and predictability. I know every day I'm going to come into work, tell a bunch of lies about my fake life, make some half baked jokes probably stolen from Seinfeld, play some music and talk about the Packers before crying myself to sleep. Cops? Not so much. Some days I'm sure it's business as usual. Some days you get jumped by a clown in the middle of the day for no reason. +1 blogger.