
Welp folks this is what they call in the industry a 'lay up drill' blog. As soon as I saw this the first thing I thought was, 'time to google Kate Upton ASAP and make sure we're still on the up and up.' The second thing I thought of was 'blog hits for days' and then I laughed like Ted Dibiase in my Packer pajamas. Because the top 3 blogs I've ever 'written' were; Ryan Braun herpes Microsoft Paint edition, the Acme Packer knit hat blog where I compared a hat to a unicorn, and Clay Matthews Muscle and Fitness cover. Like if you scroll down you'll see a blog where I spent time and research on a subject matter and it was my least read blog of the month. I guess it's true what Ranch Wilder said in Angels in the Outfield. Less is more. Or in this case Clay Matthews getting his Val Venis/Rick Rude on is more. Not to mention this game basically played out like the last time these two played in September. Cutler getting sacked by Matthews, Cutler throwing perfect strikes to our secondary, Rodgers slinging TD's blah blah. A Packer's Bears blog in the last two+ seasons has been like a childhood book. It's the same story every time but it never gets old.
PS: Mason Crosby must have real life Game Genie where he put in the unlimited continues cheat code. Only explanation at this point. And McCarthy AGAIN said he's sticking with him in the post game. I think we talked about this before but Mason is a great guy, solid community leader and all that crap but what's your confidence level right now in the Super Bowl if we're down by 2 and Mason has to come out and try a 44 yarder? You can just see his body language is terrible too. He looks like a wrestler in generic tights who is introduced by his first and last name already in the ring with no intro music.
Double PS: Dear Ted Thompson, please sign Costanzo in the off-season. The amount of Costanza material that I can't use because he plays for Chicago is unbearable. I can only assume crossing an intersection with a Frogger machine was apart of his combine workout.


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