How about the power move by this Golden Eagle! Everybody and their mother making 'top viral video' lists for 2012 and here comes Goldie (yup I named him Goldie, deal with it) in the 11th hour ready to break the internet trying to kidnap a kid in Montreal. See yeah later guy singing 'Kiss from a Rose' to his cat! Bye bye Gangnam Style! Hello Golden Eagle Amber Alert!

Honestly though I think this kid might have missed living the coolest life of all time. Like let's say this eagle actually makes off with him. Then what? Then he gets to be raised by a frieking eagle! Kid could be like a real life Mowgli from the Jungle Book. Except instead of that drunk oaf Baloo he'd learn life lessons from the most bad ass bird on the planet. Could have been a real life Eagle Eye. Now he'll spend his whole life rooting for the Canadiens and drinking Molson. If only he would have laid off the Similac a tad more he could have been the most interesting kid on the planet.