This video has been making the rounds this morning with everyone taking their shots at Miss Venezuela blah blah blah. Listen I'm not here to take shots at someone for being nervous talking in a secondary language to millions of people. Just not my bag. But I will say that Miss Venezuela probably needs to fire her pageant coach and hire Cosmo Kramer STAT. Like do you think it's a coincidence that Miss Rhode Island is now Miss Universe? For sure not. Because Miss Rhode Island learned something from Kramer that Miss Venezuela obviously missed. It doesn't matter if they ask you to create a new law or if they ask you if you would sleep with a foreign leader to avoid nuclear war, poise counts! Come on Miss Venezuela. This is day 1 pageant stuff. Rookie ball indeed.

PS: I know it's mean but it's hard to resist this obvious video from Bill Madison. Kind of feel like a jerk but then again I'm not sure where the line is anymore. I think I might create a choose your own adventure blog where you can click on one page for moderately uncouth and click another page for 'express lane to hell' meanness.